I was having a great day until I received my e-mails tonight. I am now upset with people's stupidity and general lack of knowledge about thigns despite being at the event almost all the time last semester...If this makes no sense- it's because what happened makes no sense to me...That's all..read the post below this one too
- posted by Brian @ 9/23/2003 08:18:00 PM

 
This past weekend was absolutely awesome. I spent Saturday and Sunday nights at various wrestling events which is like giving free crack to a junkie. I'd like to just post some memorable quotes from this weekend: (If they seem to be more slanted to what I say- It's becasue I only remember what I say

9-20-03 (Ring of Honor at the Murphy Rec Center)

"G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf (Would you like to buy a vowel?)- CM Punk's T-Shirt

"Fuck you Jasmine" "If we did that it'd be a bigger gang bang then she's already used to" - Chants by the crowd and response from the ring announcer

"Brrra, Brrra, Brrra"- Julius Smokes inaudible cheer

"Colt's Got A Horsecock" - Chant COlt Cabana tried to get started about himself

"Learn a new spot Raven"- Me, I hate Raven

That whole introduction of Steve Corino- absolutely hilarious- wish I knew all the names in it

"Terry Funk is a washed-up, alcoholic, pill-popping dickhead" "See but that's all true"- CM Punk about Terry Funk and Joel's response to me

"He looks like Goldberg the Goalie, from Mighty Ducks 2"- A retarded fan about Samoa Joe

"I wonder if he knows Goldberg was in the first Mighty Ducks"- Joel's response at the Oregon Diner

9-21-03 (WWE Unforgiven PPV at the Giant Center)

"It's like in the interviews they say Do you have any restaurant experience? No, well can you sing tenor? You're hired we need one" - Me about all the wait staff walking around the Red Robin restaurant

"It's like he wanted to be Mr. T but didn't have the money to buy gold"- Me about a guy in front of us wearing silver chains around his neck


- posted by Brian @ 9/23/2003 08:05:00 PM

 
So apparently the guy I can't stand won the big race I missed the other night. On the flip side Crash Bandicoot put himself in the hospital after pulling off his patented high into turn 1 bounce off the wall move. So it's good and bad I missed the race. I know it's heartless to say a guy crashing is a sad reason to miss a race but the kid is dangerous. He puts every other driver at risk.

Also Sunday the Eagles looked craptacular again. Theyr efuse to run the ball. However, they will next game and will beat Buffalo. They will still win 10- mark my words.

I started making plans for the new season of The Brian Hansley Show. It's beginning to look like the year will get off to a bang- hopefully followed by more insanity....Matthias believing in me means so much. (Come on Brian- don't cry)

That's it for tonight....I'll catch you all later

- posted by Brian @ 9/16/2003 08:24:00 PM

 
Thursday night was the big AWK concert at the TLA in Philadelphia. It was in support of his new album The Wolf. AWK is an underrated talent in the music business. He plays rock music loud and to make you have a good time. It's a lot better than Limp Bizkit and that garbage that passes as rock music nowadays. I concur with Joel's conclusion that he should be a motivational speaker.
Friday night was good too because I got to see Cabin Fever. The movie was a little bit of everything and I enjoyed it immensly. It's a bit of everything from dark comedy to gore to a few decent scares. The ending is bad though because they decide to make the movie too cutesy.
Saturday the races were canceled and are going on now as I write this. I'm sad I missed it because it's a big race but it would've been to late a night til I got back to school here if I'd have went. So we hung out at Joel's for a while and then went to Zern's. There I bought a Styx album and Journey album for 5 dollars. That's a good deal.
I'll end this tonight with two comments I've learned:
"Some people show ignorance just by opening their mouths."
"Nothing can prepare you for anything."
- posted by Brian @ 9/14/2003 07:57:00 PM

 
This weekend was pretty good. Friday consisted of getting myself some Cajun Peanuts for the races on Saturday night. Then Joel and I hit up Rita's Water Ice before heading back to my place and watching the Phillies knock off the pathetic Mets again. Then Saturday night we went to the races which were fairly eventful with plenty of crashes happening. However Crash Bandicot wasn't a part of it although I think he wrecked himself once. That was pretty neat. Today I lost out in my one football pool because my knockout team got beat by the Texans. So F$@# you Miami- I'll never pick you again. Hung out at Zach-O's for a little and threw some horseshoes. We wuz robbed.

Lastly, I thought Reno 911 was funny well The Joe Schmo Shoe is the funniest show on tv. Holy crap I laughed out loud at least ten times. It parodies the relaity genre so perfectly and the mark is a clueless putz. The challenges are incredibly retarded and everything is a put-on. Also the host is hilarious saying some incredibly stupid things. When they prepare for the ceremony when you vote people out he says, "One of you will soon be evicted from the lap of luxury and sent back to your sad exsistance working for the man." That cracked me up. Then each person has commertative plates made up of them and when you are voted off the plate is thrown into the fire and shattered. They kicked Gina off and the host says, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust- Gina you are dead to us." I laughed so hard. Watch the show...it is absolutely worth it. I'll post after I see it on Tuesday and update those who miss it. Lay-ter
- posted by Brian @ 9/07/2003 08:57:00 PM

 
I stole this transcript from Joel's website. Its a career-making promo by C.M. Punk who is by far my newest favorite wrestler. And on September 20th he is going to face Terry Funk at the Murphy Rec Center in Philadelphia- you can bet I'll be there. If Punk isn't in the WWE one day-it's a crime.

"Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is because I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer, I thought it was a hard day's work he was doing. I didn't realize he was out at the bar, I didn't realize that work was the unemployment office. I didn?t think it was strange for somebody to come home from work and have to take an Old Style open in the shower while they showered. I didn't think it was strange for somebody to pass out. I thought an Old Style, a pack a day was the norm. Raven, my father is EXACTLY LIKE YOU. And since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be REVERED!! things aren't supposed to be this way. I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but the truth is I don't respect you. I HATE YOU. I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I scrape and I claw for that I haven't even earned yet, that you got HANDED to you, that you FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET! FOR WHAT!?!?! For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I am born of your poison society, so, on the 17th of July, I will become A MONSTER, to fight the monsters of the world. And your time in Ring of Honor WILL BE DONE! And that is a promise! Because THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS REAL. THIS IS STRAIGHT EDGE!"
- posted by Brian @ 9/03/2003 06:22:00 AM

 
This weekend's plans pretty much got completely turned around. Saturday night I still went to the races-with a much-needed intermission- but Sunday night my friend and I didn't go to wrestling because the promotion shut down. Bad business plans ruin start-up companies and that's todays business tip
So Sunday night we ended up watching some Beavis and Butt-head episodes. I love nostaliga. I did get some good news on Friday though in two waves. First I'm going to WWE Unforgiven in Hershey. Goldberg better get the Duke in that one. Than I got on the scale and I'm finally on the south side of 260. The diet is working like a charm. That's all for today because I've got some reading to do. I'll post sometime later.
- posted by Brian @ 9/01/2003 07:50:00 AM