Greetings Y'all I'm back later than ever with a new blog post. I promised in my last one to detail how the American Idol competition was being fixed to help Clay win and then he didn't. So go figure. There was talk before the final that the current declining health of singers Barry White and Luther Vandross might hurt Reuben's chances. If that would've happened that's what we call a discrimination lawsuit. Then when Reuben wins there is talk that the voting system was flawed. God people let the fat man rejoice in his shinging moment of glory. That is how the man is always trying to keep us fat guys down. Let me detail for those who don't know the tough life we live. First we are heckled with every way you can call someone fat while in school. Finally we must learn to be happy and embrace people because otherwise we just are left to die by our own hands. Then we learn to give sympathetic ears to people because we know pain so we give people's ears to complain to. Then when girls use that ear it earns you names like Teddybear and such (which although cool and cute--doesn't get you anywhere). Then when we like someone they say we are too good of friends all the while telling you in other conversations "The kind of guy I'd like to date is someone who I've known for a while." Then when we get turned down enough our confidence is so shot to hell that we are 22 and can't even tell a girl we would like to hang out and get to know them better even though the girl is so cool in 2 weeks of really talking to her that you know there is something special about her (Which is what's happening now). So we go through life lonely--(at times)-- hearing the right one is out there for you--you'll find them. Also we must pay extra for clothes and the products supposed to help us get slimmer cost a small fortune so we are destined to be heavy and die of heart attacks and high blood pressure by the time we hit 40. There that's out of the way.
I had my Intern Orientation Session today with FOX and it was interesting, but this summer will be terribly expensive unless I figure out the Septa train system that runs out of Norristown. That will also cut down on my traffic travel hassles. The girl who works in my department Megan is fairly good-looking and she definitely fits the Eddie Kovatto between the pinkies rule. So she has that going for her.
Also I went camping this weekend at Eagle's Peak and we had some good fun there like always. There was drinking, card games, drinking, campfires, drinking, and me playing camp counselor again while all the little kids played Capture the Flag on Sunday night. What can I say the little kids dig me? I shall only use these powers for good not evil--like Michael Jackson. It is always a good time as we added another family this year so 15 families went along for a total of like 70-80 people.
With that I will close my entry, and promise for sure I will update this early then next week. Later
- posted by Brian @ 5/27/2003 07:59:00 PM

 
As promised I am back with an all new update. Last week was very hectic in many ways so posting was not possible. To recap, Tuesday was paper writing so I could get all my stuff done for Wednesday. Wednesday was my two finals and then the bar- which was fun even for someone who doesn�t drink much. Thursday was a great night because I got to be the host for the World Premiere of The Warden. I think I did a good job setting the table for the evening and I even got more laughs at some of my jokes than I ever imagined. The night wasn�t about me though it was about the movie that people worked so hard on. For what it was�it was a very entertaining movie and the performances in it were astounding. I talked to a member of the crew and we both see star potential in at least one of the actors. So they�ve got that going for them. The night went well and I was extremely happy for everyone involved. As for my beginning I hope that it will be a night that I look back upon one day as the event that got the star train rolling. However, I know I�ll be 45 wondering what the hell happened with my life and realizing that is my highlight. Life is funny that way.
Friday I packed up and went to Jack�s with my buddy and finally came back home. Saturday was my day to work and take off, which I did in style. Sunday I worked and then caught the pay-per-view with Piggy. It actually wasn�t as bad as it looked on paper, which was surprising. Today I got my car inspected and did some various unpacking things so the garage looked less like a hurricane ran through it. Tomorrow will be more the same. Still trying to figure out the entire work situation because of my FOX internship but once that comes I know that I�ll want to be doing something, anything else. Thems the breaks. Everyone have a great day and vote for big Reuben as your American Idol (Even though the fix is already in to help Clay win�.i�ll detail that tomorrow when Clay wins�So stay tuned). With that I�m off to go do whatever the hell it is I do�.Have a great day
- posted by Brian @ 5/19/2003 07:47:00 PM

 
So it's Monday night. Well it'll probably be Tuesday morning until I am done writing this. The past two days have been slow hence there was no need for a post yesterday. Sunday night I went to the PWF show in Pottstown and got to hang out with the Franchise most of the night. It is great to talk to someone who is more crazy about wrestling than me (That�s right ladies, not only am I hideous to look out but I�m a huge professional wrestling fan---I�m a real catch). The show was pretty hit or miss, but the hits were pretty solid. I�d say all in all about a **1/2 stars out of ***** stars show. Very middle of the road in the end. I did pick up tickets for the Ring of Honor show so me and the Joel can hit it up on May 31st. I also picked up the tape from their April 12th show and the Paul London vs. American Dragon show was everything it was promised to be. Off the charts. Also the new lighting system is really cool looking, I can�t wait to see it in person on the 31st. Today I left home and traveled back to school for one last time this semester. It is sad because I know next semester all my friends are going to be gone and I�ll dread going back every week. There is a lesson in all that about doing good your first year of college, but damned if I know what it is. Tonight we hit up Old Country Buffet for dinner and then watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space, then of course wrestling. Now I�m sitting here watching some TV before I go to bed. See--I probably could�ve went another day or two before I posted, but I did and here it is. Good luck to everyone on their finals.
- posted by Brian @ 5/12/2003 09:11:00 PM

 
Oh man. The first day that I post to my new blog. I really need to make this count today because there is only one first time. If I blow it here I can ruin my chances of anyone reading this blog day in and day out..(or at least when I post to it). If I don't write anything good people will say, "Man this Brian Hansley bites and is unfunny, unoriginal, and untlaented." And you can only hear that so many times until you believe it. However, one great blog here and I'll have everyone thinking that I am so great that they'll expect top notch every time I post. So maybe I don't want to overdo it this first time. So with all the pressures mounting in both directions for my first blog let me say.....................(clears throat).........."Oh Shazzbot! I got nothing"..Please give me a second chance
- posted by Brian @ 5/10/2003 08:12:00 PM